One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived the end of the world 5 times
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omfg my brother was trying to call his friend but instead of 991 he typed 911 and he quickly hung up aND A POLICEMAN SHOWED UP AT OUR HOUSE AND H EWAS LIKE WE RECEIVED A CALL IS EVERYTHING OKAY AND MY BROTHER STARTED CRYING REALLY HARD HE WAS LIKE IM SORRY AND THE POLICEMAN WAS LIKE OMG ITS OKAY AND MY BROTHER CRIED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTEs
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the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters
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When someone asks you to hang out with themand you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
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